"How many alcoholics does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"Two. One to hold the lightbulb and another to drink up until the room spins."
"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"Just one, but only if the psychologist is convinced that the lightbulb itself wants to be changed."
From one of several psychology textbooks I've handled lately.
"How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"None, the drum-technician does that."
This due to the fact that most pro-drummers doesn't handle their own drum-kit, because they have someone to do that for them. I found this a long time ago in the Web, with credit to Dave Grohl.
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