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Showing posts with label Lucu (Funny). Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lucu (Funny). Show all posts
Thursday, June 06, 2013
Sunday, March 16, 2008
TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB
"How many alcoholics does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"Two. One to hold the lightbulb and another to drink up until the room spins."
"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"Just one, but only if the psychologist is convinced that the lightbulb itself wants to be changed."
From one of several psychology textbooks I've handled lately.
"How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"None, the drum-technician does that."
This due to the fact that most pro-drummers doesn't handle their own drum-kit, because they have someone to do that for them. I found this a long time ago in the Web, with credit to Dave Grohl.
"Two. One to hold the lightbulb and another to drink up until the room spins."
"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"Just one, but only if the psychologist is convinced that the lightbulb itself wants to be changed."
From one of several psychology textbooks I've handled lately.
"How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"None, the drum-technician does that."
This due to the fact that most pro-drummers doesn't handle their own drum-kit, because they have someone to do that for them. I found this a long time ago in the Web, with credit to Dave Grohl.
Saturday, June 02, 2007
WHICH FANTASY/SCI-FI CHARACTER ARE YOU? (REVISITED)
Lagi beres2 label.. eh, ketemu lagi kuis ini.
Hehe, iseng2 ngisi lagi ah..
Hasilnya?
Inilah gw :)
Gw dapet link kuis ini dari blog-lamanya Maulana Muzaqi.
Tengkyu Qi!
Hehe, iseng2 ngisi lagi ah..
Hasilnya?
Inilah gw :)
Gw dapet link kuis ini dari blog-lamanya Maulana Muzaqi.
Tengkyu Qi!
Sunday, June 11, 2006
WHATEVER NEWS
Cat chases bear up tree
AP - Sat Jun 10, 2:21 AM ET
Jack, a 15-pound orange-and-white cat, cat sits under a treed black bear in a backyard in West Milford, N.J., Sunday, June 4, 2006. When the bear climbed down, the cat chased it up another nearby tree. Neighbor Suzanne Giovanetti thought Jack was simply looking up at the bear, but soon realized the much larger animal was afraid of the hissing cat. The cat's owners called it away and the bear ran off. (AP Photo/Suzanne Giovanetti)
Jack the cat chases black bear up tree
Sat Jun 10, 9:34 PM ET
WEST MILFORD, N.J. - A black bear picked the wrong yard for a jaunt, running into a territorial tabby who ran the furry beast up a tree — twice.
Jack, a 15-pound orange and white cat, keeps a close vigil on his property, often chasing small animals, but his owners and neighbors say his latest escapade was surprising.
"We used to joke, 'Jack's on duty,' never knowing he'd go after a bear," owner Donna Dickey told The Star-Ledger of Newark for Friday's editions.
Neighbor Suzanne Giovanetti first spotted Jack's accomplishment after her husband saw a bear climb a tree on the edge of their northern New Jersey property on Sunday. Giovanetti thought Jack was simply looking up at the bear, but soon realized the much larger animal was afraid of the hissing cat.
After about 15 minutes, the bear descended and tried to run away, but Jack chased it up another tree.
Dickey, who feared for her cat, then called Jack home and the bear scurried back to the woods.
"He doesn't want anybody in his yard," Dickey said.
Bear sightings are not unusual in West Milford, which experts consider one of the state's most bear-populated areas.
AP - Sat Jun 10, 2:21 AM ET
Jack, a 15-pound orange-and-white cat, cat sits under a treed black bear in a backyard in West Milford, N.J., Sunday, June 4, 2006. When the bear climbed down, the cat chased it up another nearby tree. Neighbor Suzanne Giovanetti thought Jack was simply looking up at the bear, but soon realized the much larger animal was afraid of the hissing cat. The cat's owners called it away and the bear ran off. (AP Photo/Suzanne Giovanetti)
Jack the cat chases black bear up tree
Sat Jun 10, 9:34 PM ET
WEST MILFORD, N.J. - A black bear picked the wrong yard for a jaunt, running into a territorial tabby who ran the furry beast up a tree — twice.
Jack, a 15-pound orange and white cat, keeps a close vigil on his property, often chasing small animals, but his owners and neighbors say his latest escapade was surprising.
"We used to joke, 'Jack's on duty,' never knowing he'd go after a bear," owner Donna Dickey told The Star-Ledger of Newark for Friday's editions.
Neighbor Suzanne Giovanetti first spotted Jack's accomplishment after her husband saw a bear climb a tree on the edge of their northern New Jersey property on Sunday. Giovanetti thought Jack was simply looking up at the bear, but soon realized the much larger animal was afraid of the hissing cat.
After about 15 minutes, the bear descended and tried to run away, but Jack chased it up another tree.
Dickey, who feared for her cat, then called Jack home and the bear scurried back to the woods.
"He doesn't want anybody in his yard," Dickey said.
Bear sightings are not unusual in West Milford, which experts consider one of the state's most bear-populated areas.
Monday, June 27, 2005
FromFriend: KIKI MUZAQI
My Japanese name is Haruhiko Fugunaga.
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